Guys, guys! You’re never going to guess what right, I mean it’s like totally amazing and-
Get to the bloody point, Neil!
Oh, right, yeah sorry. So yeah, erm, we’ve only gone and got ourselves like, over 1,000 followers!
We already know that, hippy! Where were you 50 followers ago?
Probably changing a light bulb, or cooking dinner, or getting the shopping, seeing as I’m the only one who ever does anything round here!
SHUT UP!
Oh, er-erm, sorry!